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PostSubject: Funniest IC Lines   Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:49 pm

And kicking off the mark are the Shadowlords giving lessons to the Red Talons..

"Approaching and Introducing is not always the right thing to do.."


* @Big_Red cants her head but shows no fear simply walking up to sniff them both as if it were the most natural thing on the world and fuck them if they don't like it.
* Bren raises his hands before he flicks one back to the red talon to sniff and looks at his brother
<Bren> i ain't
<Bren> i mean it
* @Big_Red sniffs liberally and then sneezes on the hand, again, perfectly natural, she moves to Wade
<Wade> I aint gonna save your ass when his claws come down on your like a fuckton of bricks
* Bren wipes the the hand off on the Lupus's fur
* @Big_Red takes this in stride too, giving Wade the treatment, yes, even his crack
<Bren> oh it ain't gonna come down to that...
<Bren> will it?
<@Big_Red> <L> Yes
* Bren looks at Red
<Bren> you know him?
* Wade looks at the lupus and lets a fart loose
<Wade> ahhh.
<@Big_Red> <L> You speak Owl's Crusad.... You nasty....
* @Big_Red backs up
* Bren bursts into laughter
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PostSubject: Pre Alpha fight hilarity (warning kind of long)   Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:17 pm

[18:35] <Fredrick> I want to set up a Boot Camp.
[18:35] * John_Killdare laughs and looks back to Fred
[18:36] * @Lucas makes a face
[18:36] <@Lucas> What/.
[18:36] <John_Killdare> ooh shit kiddo ya getting ya whip out?
[18:36] <Zayne> ...
[18:36] <Fredrick> No....
[18:36] <@Logan_Killdare> He starts doing the helicopter I'm out
[18:36] * @Lucas laughs dirty
[18:36] * John_Killdare LLLAAAAUGHS!
[18:36] <Fredrick> Just actual training, for real situations and real skills. I'll just be trainer and oversee the stuff.
[18:36] <@Logan_Killdare> Hey! I'll have to show him up then. We're twins but ya know Gaia blessed us differently
[18:36] <@Lucas> Tentatively, I'm a yes, but want more detail.
[18:36] * Zayne is like Neutral
[18:36] * Eva_ shakes her head with a chuckle and sips her juice
[18:37] <John_Killdare> uh huh... like what Fred?
[18:37] <Fredrick> Paintbal guns, paint-dipped foam arrows and close quarters weapons...
[18:37] <John_Killdare> like points?
[18:37] <@Lucas> I always knew you never had a stripper for a girlfriend, you were hanging out at that club working, weren't you, Logan?
[18:37] <Fredrick> Challenges, War games.
[18:38] * Eva_ shudders at the idea of Logan with a stripper
[18:38] <@Logan_Killdare> Bouncer man
[18:38] <@Lucas> Hey Logan, how do you hang upside down on those poles with just your ass cheeks to hold you up?
[18:38] * @Lucas grins
[18:38] <Fredrick> Get folk READY for actual situations, in a non-beating-anyone-up kinda way.
[18:38] <Eva_> oh EW!
[18:38] <@Logan_Killdare> I work out!
[18:38] * @Lucas damned near dies laughing
[18:38] * @Logan_Killdare gets up and wiggles his junk humming the song
[18:38] * @Lucas bends double holding his guts
[18:39] * John_Killdare bursts into laughter
[18:39] * Eva_ blinks and watches Logan
[18:39] * Fredrick shakes his head.
[18:39] <Zayne> ...
[18:39] <Zayne> aight
[18:39] * @Lucas tries to stop laughing enough to do the boobie dance with his pecs but fails miserably and just goes back to laughing again
[18:39] <Zayne> ive seen enough from the hounds for today.
[18:40] <@Lucas> Oh lighten the fuck up Zayne
[18:40] * Zayne steps back and finds something to lean on and lights a smoke
[18:40] <@Lucas> It's just a laugh... we nearly doed.. fuck, i lost count how many times, last week.
[18:40] <Zayne> man
[18:40] * Death_Comes_Dancing (chatzilla@fq10-33-46-412.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #hounds:camp
[18:40] <Zayne> no matter how you put it
[18:40] <John_Killdare> you better lighten the fuck up.. coz it's gonna get fuckin worse from here..
[18:40] * John_Killdare smirks
[18:40] <Zayne> this guy wiggling his ass is wrong.
[18:40] * @Lucas finishes his cigarette and glances towards the trees as if expecting to see Oskie coming any time
[18:41] <Fredrick> soooooo?
[18:41] <@Logan_Killdare> What? Jealous?
[18:41] <Zayne> yes.
[18:41] <Zayne> please dont ever do it again
[18:41] <John_Killdare> i like it Fred
[18:41] * John_Killdare nods
[18:41] * Death_Comes_Dancing wanders up, looking curiously at the guys
[18:41] <@Lucas> Sounds good, Fred, but like Ambers coms trailewr, further refining of ideas is necessary.
[18:41] <@Logan_Killdare> You know I can lick my own nipple.. sorta
[18:41] <Zayne> or i might have to cut your ass off to keep it for my self " he chuckles and puffs on his cigar
[18:41] <Fredrick> Thanks. I'll need help tho.
[18:41] * Eva_ makes a face at Logan
[18:41] <Zayne> hmm
[18:41] * Zayne looks at Fred
[18:41] <Fredrick> I'll need people available to instruct.
[18:41] <Zayne> i think those two new guys would like to help
[18:41] <@Lucas> Help, what? Licking Logan's nipple?
[18:42] * @Lucas grins
[18:42] <Zayne> they did come here didnt they? they seemed....interested in staying.
[18:42] * Eva_ shudders
[18:42] <Fredrick> I plan on working to actually build a simulation zone.
[18:42] * Death_Comes_Dancing blinks but grins back
[18:42] <Death_Comes_Dancing> A simulation zone?
[18:42] <@Lucas> What two guys, Zayne?
[18:42] * @Logan_Killdare sits down again chuckling and makes kissy faces at Zayne
[18:42] <@Lucas> Oh hey... uhh...
[18:42] <Fredrick> Work put hypothetical scenarios, pitt the folks of the sept in opposit teams....
[18:42] <@Lucas> What's your name again? *to DCD*
[18:43] <Death_Comes_Dancing> Andrea
[18:43] <@Lucas> Right right...
[18:43] <Zayne> those who ....stop it Logan....the guys from...Logan......seriously...the children of gaia philodox and the shy fianna,that were captured...Logan damn it!
[18:43] * Eva_ laughs at Zayne
[18:43] * @Lucas laughs again
[18:43] * Death_Comes_Dancing bursts out laughing
[18:43] * @Logan_Killdare puts his fingers up in a V to Zayne and flicks his tongue out at him with crossed eyes
[18:44] * @Lucas gives up and lets himself fall over laughing
[18:44] * Eva_ goes wide eyed
[18:44] * Zayne narrows his eyes at logan
[18:44] <@Logan_Killdare> OK OK I'll stop
[18:44] * John_Killdare epically facepalms laughing
[18:44] <@Logan_Killdare> But I'm not sorry
[18:44] <@Lucas> He's.... he's... a fucking... royal HAHAHAHAHAAH!
[18:44] <Zayne> thats better.
[18:44] <@Logan_Killdare> Ahh hell I have to
[18:44] <@Lucas> How.. hahhaa how... the fuck.. hahahahahah! am I supposed.. haha! to fight.. now!
[18:44] * @Logan_Killdare licks a finger and gives Zayne the come hither look while rolling his finger around his nipple.
[18:44] * Oski (Snow.Larp@08-36-096-968.dvnp.qwest.net) has joined #hounds:camp
[18:45] * John_Killdare LAUUGHSS!!
[18:45] <John_Killdare> oooh fuck me sideways
[18:45] <Zayne> aight.
[18:45] * Oski is now known as Oski_TheUndying
[18:45] * Eva_ shakes her head laughing
[18:45] * Zayne narrows his eyes further "we might as well finish that challange we talked about earlier,let me check out those nipples of yours"
[18:45] * Salubrith (Salubrith@08-36-096-968.dvnp.qwest.net) has joined #hounds:camp
[18:45] <Eva_> gay chicken never tasted so gooood
[18:46] * Eva_ giggles
[18:46] * @Logan_Killdare lifts his shirt and tries sooo hard to lick his nipple." OOoo yeahh.. you get me soooo hard, Zayne. LOOK! They're ready for you!"
[18:46] * @Lucas is possitively in fits of laughter (brb bio)
[18:46] <John_Killdare> oh man..
[18:46] * John_Killdare laughs and epically facepalms again
[18:46] * Liam_ grins...
[18:46] * Death_Comes_Dancing laughs so hard she has to sit down to avoid falling over
[18:46] * Salubrith is now known as Elle_Charming
[18:46] <Zayne> yeah let me see" Zayne walks slowly towards Logan looking friendly,very friendly
[18:46] * Oski_TheUndying comes out of Blur with a Cane in hand and smacks John lightly on the back of the head with the top of his walking stick.
[18:47] * John_Killdare coughs and rubs the back of his head
[18:47] * @Logan_Killdare drops his shirt and looks at the old dood, sobering up
[18:47] <John_Killdare> ow..
[18:47] * John_Killdare chuckles and looks at Oski
[18:47] <Oski_TheUndying> Yes....Life hurts.
[18:47] * John_Killdare laughs dirtily
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest IC Lines   Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:32 am

<DaChairman> Sure. Maybe. But if you want a few people to come and show em off for you, I know who to call.
[03:04] <Big_Freddy> Last time I applied my contacts, we got 80k, 20pistols, 8 assault shotguns, 20 Military-grade assault rifles, over 3000 rounds of ammo, and we cleaned some criminal scum while at it.
[03:06] <Big_Freddy> excuse me if that is not as good looking as it could be, or doesn't get people moving at the pace of epileptic seizures.
DaChairman> Cool. Last time I used mine, I got a multi-million dollar deal to go touring. While fighting the wyrm. Across the US.
[03:08] <Big_Freddy> you heard the man zayne, we can pack up.
[03:09] <Big_Freddy> He can defeat our foes by inducing epilepsy.
[03:09] * Zayne smiles and after a moment of fighting lets out a little chuckle while shaking his head
[03:09] * Big_Freddy smiles.
[03:09] <Zayne> im not taking any part in this.
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest IC Lines   Sun May 19, 2013 9:48 pm

* Eva_Killdare_Mahn slows with the white lights above as they come into the settlement, missed and darkened, the sun no longer in the skies above them, seeming to have abandoned this place. http://cache.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/33567-bigthumbnail.jpg
* Zayne looks around,asking himself if all the tainted places have such obvious 3d design and lame graphics but keeps following
* Eva_Killdare_Mahn thinks it's weird that Zayne's head falls off
* Zayne takes back all that he thought
<=Scene=> As though somewhere somehow someone where listening to Zayne's interior monologue and judged him by it, a lightning bolt rips through an otherwise cloudless sky scorching the earth and melting the snow at Zayne's foot.
* Dakota_Hispo is hella warm being garou and a fuzzy britches. She'll keep Amaris warm especially after the run
* Zayne looks up with a grin "missed me,bitch"
* Amaris blinks.. and looks to Zayne as lightening kind of just misses him.
<Amaris> Are you sure taunting it is a good idea?
* Amaris asks very quietly
<Zayne> pft
<=Scene=> Thunder shakes the sky as though growling in anger.. or replying?
<Zayne> your totem has had his eyes on me for a while now.
<Zayne> lets just go on.
* Zayne continues walkin'
* Amaris looks up to the sky for a moment
* Eva_Killdare_Mahn isn't sure..... what just happened.. blinking she follows
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest IC Lines   Wed May 29, 2013 2:39 pm

pissed off in camp.. it's contagious!


* Wade_Macfarlane_ comes out of the hotel and pops a cigarette in his mouth.
* @Bren_MacFarlene is sat next to Lucas, both looking a bit pissed off
<Wade_Macfarlane_> uh...sup
* Wade_Macfarlane_ approaches and sits near bren offering a cigarette
<Wade_Macfarlane_> nothing? cool. cool.
* Wade_Macfarlane_ smokes and adopts a "pissed off" face too
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